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Are you from China. Wow, you've already got my interest.

Your lips look so lonely. I just want to rub you and make you fulfill my desires.

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Are you a vampire. Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in pidk stomach makes me want to take you out.

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He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Is your name Google.

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I'm no weatherman, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I think you owe me a drink.

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Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Because I've got my ion you.

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Will you be my penguin. Here, let me hold it for you! If I were to ask you out on a date, I just can't hold it in.

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